Science is at the heart of everything we do, and everything we do is at the heart of several ongoing investigations we are confident will be dismissed. At Blind Corp, research isn’t just a department. It’s a calling, a discipline, and in at least one documented case, a doorway.
Human Optimization
Through advanced behavioral recalibration, we help individuals shed the inefficiencies of doubt, hesitation, and free will. The result is a calmer, more cooperative population. We call them, affectionately, the Audience.
Hydration Sciences
Clean water is a human right, and an excellent delivery system. Our Hydration Sciences team partners with municipal water treatment facilities to ensure every glass is enriched with exactly what your community needs, and a little of what it doesn’t.
Applied Hospitality
The Super Awesome Diner program brings home-cooked meals to underserved towns. Our locations are placed thoughtfully around the edges of each community. From above, they form a shape. It is purely coincidental. How funny is that. Ha ha.
Our Commitment to Safety
Every Blind Corp study is conducted under the supervision of our internal Ethics Office, a single locked door behind which we are certain something responsible is happening. No experiment proceeds without rigorous review, informed consent,² and a contingency device that goes boom.
² “Informed consent” means Blind Corp has been informed, and Blind Corp consents. We thank the residents of Joiceville for their unknowing sacrifice.
01. Blood Bank & Chemistry
We maintain an extensive blood bank, generously stocked by the community, often before the community is aware it has volunteered.
02. Coagulation & Cytology
Our cytology team studies cells at the deepest level, identifying what each patient is becoming, and gently encouraging the process along.
03. Hematology & Histology
We preserve a tissue sample from every participant. For research. For posterity. For when we need to find them.
Latest Case Studies
We help patients shed the inefficiencies of doubt, hesitation, and free will. Most never notice the difference. That is the difference.
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