Before anything else: this is satire
Blind Corporation Industries is not a real company. This website is a satirical, fictional work and part of the world of the Excuse Us audio drama podcast. Nothing on this site is real medical information, a real product, a real service, or a real appointment. Please do not drink anything because a fictional corporation told you to. All content is created by Rodrigo Pool / RnRaside Audio Theatre. Any resemblance to actual corporations, living persons, or non-corporeal entities is coincidental, and we deny it.
Who we are
This site (https://www.lifedesigned.net/blindcorp) is a fictional companion website for the Excuse Us podcast, created and operated by Rodrigo Pool. For anything real — questions, takedown requests, data requests — contact excuseus@lifedesigned.net.
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Appendix A — Internal correspondence (published in error)
From: M. Eve, Esq. — Senior Counsel, Blind Corp Legal <m.eve@blindcorp.internal>
To: Web Design <webdesign@blindcorp.internal>
Cc: Compliance (inbox no longer monitored)
Subject: RE: RE: RE: FWD: Website Copy — FINAL — FINAL (v9) — PLEASE STOP ASKING
Design team,
This is the last email I am sending about the website. Per the Board’s directive and against several of my strongest professional instincts, please find the approved copy below. Copy and paste onto the website AS IS. Do not edit. Do not improve. Do not “punch up.” Get it done. And please, for the love of everything in Sub-Basement 4, stop bothering me with change orders.
- Testimonials: Approved as drafted (by me). Attribute them to me — “Maria Eve, Lawyer” — as a placeholder until Marketing invents some people. Marketing will not invent some people. I have made peace with this. Paste all three. Yes, with my name on all three. It is fine. It is covered.
- Board quote: Paste the quote section from the consultant’s email EXACTLY as it appears in the email, in its entirety. I do not have time to determine which sentences are “the quote” and which sentences are “the consultant talking.” Legally, it is all the quote now.
- Phone number: The number is +4 29. That is the whole number. The Board says it is enough digits. Do not question the Board about telephony again. You saw what happened to the fax machine.
- Transparency requirement: To satisfy our annual transparency obligation, this email may be published in full on the Privacy Policy page. Nobody reads the Privacy Policy page.
Regards,
M. Eve, Esq.
Senior Counsel, Blind Corp Legal
“It is covered.”
This email and any files transmitted with it are confidential, privileged, and now, apparently, published. Blind Corp denies the contents of this email, the existence of this email, and email.