Auditions Excuse Me

Genre: Horror Comedy

October 20 – October 21
Oct 20 at 6:30pm to Oct 21 at 10:00pm
Show Map
Zemfira Stage
2855 Annandale Rd, Falls Church, Virginia

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In a small fictional town on the outskirts of North Carolina is a tale of epic and biblical proportions. The story in, Excuse Me by Rodrigo Pool, begins following around a group of cynical characters, who are trying to survive their impending doom. The employees at “Super Awesome Diner” begin selling a shady beverage distributed by a huge corporation (Blind Corp.) Ms. Dee, owner of the diner, and her eccentric staff discover that they’re right in the middle of a zombie apocalypse.

Auditions

October Monday 20th 6:30PM
October Tuesday 21sth 6:30 PM

James Lee Community Center
Address: 2855 Annandale Rd
Falls Church, VA 22042
Phone:(703) 534-3387

Prepare a monologue.
There will be a cold reading.

Rehearsals
Mon-Tues-Wed-Thu 6:30 PM – 10:00 PM

CAST OF CHARACTERS
Some characters are subject to double role and ALL are able to gender bend.

BATMAN – MALE (20S/30S)
Obviously not the real Dark Knight but instead a smart-ass loud mouth jerk who still owes me $25.75.

COOK – MALE (30S/50S)
Here’s a guy who’s seen a thing or two in his day. Notanymore, since the day he started wearing an eye-patch. So mysterious and inquisitive.

DYLAN – MALE/FEMALE (18-20S) Dylan is cool. He’ll hook you up if you’re looking.

JONATHAN J. JOHNSON – MALE (20S/30S)
On his first day for a job he didn’t want, single, alone,
miserable, no one pays him any respect, and he’s had about enough. As soon as he’s done building his new minecraft palace and takes care of his peace lily, he’ll do something but probably nothing.

KEVIN MALONE – MALE (20S/60S)
To hell with this stuck up jerk. He thinks he’s all that but he isn’t. Fuck Kevin. Kevin is a jerk.

LIEUTENANT MILLER – MALE/FEMALE (20S/40S)
Now here’s a prime example of excellence. If that meant being a cocky son of a bitch.

MS. DEE – FEMALE (30S/40S)
Here’s a woman. A mean a real woman. The type of woman that takes shit from no one, you hear? Good. Now go finished what I asked you to do.

PRIVATE MOON – FEMALE (30S/40S)
Fear and Loathing in the Moon.

PRIVATE SHAW – MALE (30S/50S)
Here’s the guy that you can have a beer with, but he’ll give you a hard time if you don’t know what is a pale lager. You child.

PRIVATE UTAH – MALE (30S/40S)
Actually it’s pronounced Yoo-Tah and your standing inside mypersonal bubble. Please don’t stand so close to me, you’re breathing my air.

SUSAN BOYLE – FEMALE (20S/40S)
She doesn’t sing, she does science with an English or Australian accent.

WAITRESS # 1 – MALE/FEMALE (18-20S)
He or She everything you expect from someone who’s on time to work and has a huge debt thanks to student loans.

WAITRESS # 2 – MALE/FEMALE (18-20S)
He or She is ready to go home the minute they got to work. He or She could be doing all sorts of things rather than…nevermind. Him or Her doesn’t have anything better to do.

ROOKIE – MALE/FEMALE (18-20S)
This bastard could sell you a used battery.

BEATRICE R. DICKHAM – MALE (30S/40S)
He’s happy you’ve made it this far in the character
descriptions.

BOARD MEMBER #1 – MALE/FEMALE (30S-60S)
He or She is hungry.

BOARD MEMBER #2 (BILL) – MALE (30S-60S)
He’s a twat.

BOARD MEMBER #3 – MALE/FEMALE (30S-60S)
He or She is cheap.

BOARD MEMBER #4 – MALE/FEMALE (30S-60S)
He or She is greedy.

BOARD MEMBER #5 – MALE/FEMALE (30S-60S)
He or She is aggravated.

DR. LIEN XIAOLIAN – FEMALE (18-20S)
Can we move this along?

KATE MALONE – FEMALE (30S/40S)
I’m not my brother, ok? He’s the douchebag, not me. Geez lol.

MASKED MAN – MALE (30S/40S)
He’s wearing a hazmat suit. And no. He’s not the doctor.

NATHAN SANGER – MALE(30S/40S)
Mister-Super-Duper-Energy because he has a small yet noticeable dependency on antidepressants because he’s constantly taking them… that’s how we know.

PHIL FROM ACCOUNTING – MALE (30S/40S)
He’s the jerk with the calculator who’s going to make fun of your tie before he tells you why you can’t cash in those precious gas miles.

ROGER ZETTA – MALE (30S/40S)
He’s nice. We all like Roger. He could be subject “zero” but other than that he’s alright.

ROSALIND FRANKLIN – FEMALE (20S/40S)
“I am in way over my head here. And I can’t breath… I’m going to have a panic attack. No. No. Rose, you can do this. You can do this.” It’s her daily routine.

RECEPTIONIST – FEMALE/MALE (30S/40S)
Sir, I tell you who you’re going to talk to and when
you’re going to talk to them.

MADISON – FEMALE (20S/40S)
She might be a coke addict. She’s fun though.

Writer & Director
Rodrigo Pool – rodrigogpool@gmail.com

Produced by
Zina Bleck

Awards NVTA 2013
*Critics Choice
Best Costumes
Best Special Effects
Best Sound Design
Directed By Rodrigo Pool
Written By Rodrigo Pool

Contact Info
rodrigogpool@gmail.com
Website

www.lifedesigned.net/excuseme

www.zemfirastage.org

January 16th, Friday 7:30 PM
January 17th, Saturday 7:30 PM
January 18th, Sunday 2:00 PM
January 23rd, Friday 7:30 PM
January 24th, Saturday 7:30 PM
January 25th, Sunday 2:00 PM
January 30th, Friday 7:30 PM
January 31st Saturday 7:30 PM
February 1st .Sunday 2:00 PM

James Lee Community Center
Address: 2855 Annandale Rd
Falls Church, VA 22042
Phone:(703) 534-3387

https://www.facebook.com/events/433265226813987/

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